Major Thomas Foolery's War Room
Little Military Men and the Big Men Who Play With Them
Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Sahel Conflicts: Civilian Vehicles
Saturday, September 5, 2026
Sahel Conflicts: Toytoa Technicals
Another set of vehicles that were part of the unpainted pile of shame. I received these two Toyota techincals as part of Miska Miniatures North African Kickstarter back in 2022. I didn't (and still don't) have a 3D printer, so I opted for the physical copies rather than the STL files.

The physical prints had some issues. It appeared that the
printing supports were not robust enough for the prints, so the vehicles sagged
as they were created. This caused stress cracks in both models. For the
crew cab truck, it also caused the truck bed to noticeably bend and the roof
rack to peel up in a few spots. The bent truck bed could be explained in game
as a bent frame from rough use in the desert, but everything else looked
unacceptable. I debated requesting new prints but decided I'd try my hand at
repairs first. The roof rack was reassembled with superglue and clamps, and the
cracks were filled with putty and sanded down. Luckily the end results were
good enough for the table.
Both figures were a bit fiddly to position in the trucks, but the Tuareg with the DShK machine gun was especially problematic. His left hand was printed as part of the truck bed rather than on the fighter, and I couldn’t get it to connect to his body properly when aligning him to hold the machine gun and sit flat on his seat. I have no idea why they chose this poor assembly option rather than having the hand attached to his arm, but the 2mm gap looked awful. I ended up filling the gap with thick superglue. It looked wonky at eye level since the hand and arm connected at a strange angle, but fortunately it didn’t stand out when looking from above.
The trucks were listed as being 1/56 scale and were very close in size to an old Footsore/SASM truck in my collection (I believe now out of production). The Empress technical (the least favorite modern vehicle I own) remained the squat oddball of my collection.
Despite the issues I had with the print quality, fit, and
ease of painting, these Toyota technicals became my favorites out of the four I
own. They had more detailing than the resin/metal models, and all the gear
piled on them resulted in added character and a real life feel. I look forward to having a chance to put them
on the table.
Monday, August 17, 2026
Sahel Conflicts: BTR-60 and VAB

Being in two different scales, there were some size discrepancies between the two vehicles: In reality, the BTR-60 is approximately 0.3 meters taller and wider than the VAB. Even considering that 12% scale difference, measuring the the BTR-60 model showed it was a little undersized at 1/56 and the VAB as being slightly too tall for 1/50. However, those are nitpicky points and I think both vehicles can de be deployed together without it looking awkward in a game.
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Haywire Modern Test Game: Operation Barkhane in the Sahel

For a first game, I think things went relatively smoothly and we didn't spot any glaring issues in the rules. Neither of us had ever played a co-op game before and we enjoyed having the opportunity to fight on the same side. The enemy reveal and activation system was straightforward and provided enough surprise and danger to keep the game entertaining. This was also promising for solo games, as we often don't have other players regularly available for modern wargaming. One thing that would be interesting is to see if the rules have enough flexibility to allow another player to command the terrorist side and play head to head. The rules are not currently in stock at Modiphius (I believe Steve got his digital rules through a preorder), so I'll have to check back in later this year for a possible Christmas order.





















































